Or does he eschew interplanetary efforts to discredit the bible?Could Satan have gone to Mars, and planted false evidence of evolution for the lander to find?
Undercover bibleists have noticed a pattern of Satan being away on weekends. Spititual speculation is that Satan has indeed expanded his bible discrediting activities in anticipation of space exploration projects. Some think Satan has infiltrated NASA itself.Could Satan have gone to Mars, and planted false evidence of evolution for the lander to find?
Satan would have to have a body to plant false evidence, but he gave that up when he fell from heaven.
Also Satan has a better plan slowly change the church of Christ until it is completely apostate and denies the power of God as evident in Non-denominations, Protestantism, and Catholicism
Sadly Satan's spacecraft has been getting repaired recently, he ain't had time to get to Mars, so there are no evilution relics there yet. Fortunately, it should be fixed by the weekend, so we'll have new specimens of the legendary and elusive Martian Deinonychus very soon.
I'm sure people will eventually figure out that ';Satan'; doesn't go around doing things.
To think that Earth is the only planet in the entire Universe that has an atmosphere and supports life, or at least did in the past, is SO egotistic and ridiculous.
this is what i like to call a ';toilet bowl idea';
yes when we have plenty of time on our hands in the john we often think up insane babble.
all those years of school and money to fund you higher education was well worth it, look how you use it.
Of course he *could* have done so, but I think he's too busy torturing the damned and tempting the righteous to bother.
Besides there are enough believers of evolution that he hardly needs to bother with planting fake evidence on other planets.
Not again, first the beautiful earth and now you are attacking the poor innocent planet Mars. It's called discovery/science. Stay in your side of the line. Stop stepping on the rational side of the line.
Mars doesn't really exist. It's a hoax perpetrated by atheists, scientists, communists, and other God-haters. So is this whole ';universe'; myth. The Earth is flat and the stars are pinpricks in the sky through which Heaven's light shines.
He was too busy becoming a muslim. Muhammed said it.. satan chose the muslim religion. Somehow you must have missed this .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFPc-d7Fq鈥?/a> ( heaven and father 50 35 )
no one has to leave the planet to discredit the bible
it discredits itself through its constant hypocrisy and intolerence
when you see Lucifer next, tell him he forgot his moon-boots here
Satan doesn't need to work that hard....even if he could create evidence. He does very well just by confusing people's minds into believing false teachings of some.
No evidence for evolution has ever been found on Mars.
Satan is from Mars, Jesus is from Venus.
Who's from Uranus? (I keed... I keed... I couldn't help it. The Devil made me do it.)
no. But I do think undesirables on this planet discredit the bible all the time could they be working for Satan?
Um... there's evidence of evolution on Mars?
When we find fossils on Mars, then it will REALLY get weird.
Sure and he took the Easter Bunny with him.
No it was Bill Bixby
HE IS YOUR FRIEND ASK HIM
satan is god
wow i love you, you sound so cool
wow
He has no spaceship. he told me it broke Tuesday..
check out The Watcher....u r getting close
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